Spot-check Billy got down on his hands and knees
He said "Hey momma, hey let me check your oil all right?"
She said "No, no honey, not tonight
(You) comeback Monday, comeback Tuesday, and then I might."

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?
My Juanita
I said Juanita, my sweet taquito, what are you up to?
My Juanita

Don't want nobody who won't dive for dimes
Don't want no speed balls 'cause I -- I might die tryin?
Throw me a line, throw me a dime
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan -- moan

(Well) Billy he got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and started to run
Runnin' down the street yellin' at the top of his lungs (oh yeah)
All I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun
All I want in this life and time is some hit and run

Said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?
My Juanita
I said Juanita, my sweet
taquita, what are you up to?
My Juanita

Put my money in your meter baby so it won't run down
But you caught me in a squeeze play on the cheesy side of town
Throw me a line, throw me a dime
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues

I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan -- moan

Please search your heart
And maybe you'll find
A reason to stay,
I'm begging you, please.
I know I was wrong,
But darling I've paid.
Please search your heart
Before it's too late.

When you left me I said that I'd never be blue,
That I wouldn't cry if you found someone new.

But this is my plea:
Give me one more try.
Please search your heart.
Don't tell me good-bye.

When you left me I said that I'd never be blue,
That I wouldn't cry if you found someone new.

But this is my plea:
Give me one more try.
Please search your heart.
Don't tell me good-bye.

One day, you ain't gonna look back
One day, and you won't look ahead
One day, you won't be on the fast track
One day, you won't get out of bed

One day, it'll all be over
One day, it'll all be in the past
One day, cause you'll be pushing up clover
One day, I hope it's been a blast

CHORUS:
Hope you had a good time
Did you have some fun?
Hopin' that you could find
Your day in the sun
Hope you had a good time
Man, it goes by fast.
Hope you had a good time
It’s hard to make it last.

One day, you won’t have to worry
One day, you won’t have to fret
One day, you won’t be in a hurry
One day, your future will be set

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BRIDGE:
It always feels like there's no end in sight
We'll have time for all our dreams
Now I see it as our human plight
It's over before we know what it means

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